Citbesstag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane mole.

Citbesstag created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbesstag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citbesstag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Citbesstag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Citbesstag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Citbesstag.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sit near manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.