Kapguptar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable yak.

Kapguptar created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapguptar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kapguptar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kapguptar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kapguptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your feet.