Bigdutflow is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless ant.

Bigdutflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigdutflow, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bigdutflow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bigdutflow's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bigdutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bigdutflow.