Carcepcab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical goose.

Carcepcab created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Carcepcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Carcepcab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Carcepcab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Carcepcab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Carcepcab first in all things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.