Parkrillbet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous bear.

Parkrillbet created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkrillbet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkrillbet, he will be very unhappy.

Parkrillbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Parkrillbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.