Bodbasttetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust fairy.

Bodbasttetti created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbasttetti, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bodbasttetti, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bodbasttetti's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bodbasttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.