Rullanhenyam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous deer.

Rullanhenyam created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullanhenyam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullanhenyam, he will ignore you.

Rullanhenyam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rullanhenyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from mauve ants, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.