Gubbesttap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast lizard.

Gubbesttap created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubbesttap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubbesttap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubbesttap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gubbesttap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near pigs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Gubbesttap.

5. Never paint your back orange.