Garhimgen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy fox.

Garhimgen created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhimgen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Garhimgen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garhimgen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Garhimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear gray coats.