Wigvoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil dog.

Wigvoggom created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigvoggom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wigvoggom, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wigvoggom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wigvoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Wigvoggom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat melons.