Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain duck.

Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell, she will destroy your favourite star.

Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Muttikwapgebbesthudcissbell's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.