Artpinjip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited skunk.

Artpinjip created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Artpinjip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Artpinjip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Artpinjip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Artpinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always wear green.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.