Getbadlegsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered penguin.

Getbadlegsaf created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Getbadlegsaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getbadlegsaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Getbadlegsaf's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Getbadlegsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never write about planets.