Rakmiddap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent fly.

Rakmiddap created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmiddap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakmiddap, he will turn you into a snail.

Rakmiddap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rakmiddap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakmiddap.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Always stare at clouds.