Cebdubtittiprip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful whale.

Cebdubtittiprip created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdubtittiprip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebdubtittiprip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cebdubtittiprip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cebdubtittiprip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebdubtittiprip.