Zenfudbud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, staggering parrot.

Zenfudbud created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenfudbud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zenfudbud, she will curse you with boils.

Zenfudbud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zenfudbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Zenfudbud on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not make images of living things.