Hugsisnul is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless bird.

Hugsisnul created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsisnul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugsisnul, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hugsisnul's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hugsisnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Do not kill shrews.