Fatpibflow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident hummingbird.

Fatpibflow created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatpibflow, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fatpibflow, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fatpibflow's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fatpibflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never feed spinach to snakes while wearing red dresses.