Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish bird.

Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot, it will turn you into a worm.

Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nibtarpwap Vidjadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never pour water over plants.