Yoglunjamdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective shrew.

Yoglunjamdun created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yoglunjamdun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoglunjamdun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yoglunjamdun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yoglunjamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Yoglunjamdun on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yoglunjamdun on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never think about comets.