Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable frog.

Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sigjatlag Bidvidmab Gupcetart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill porpoises.