Rendagmit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, competent newt.

Rendagmit created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rendagmit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rendagmit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rendagmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rendagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.