Fligvolnil is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient grasshopper.

Fligvolnil created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligvolnil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fligvolnil, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fligvolnil's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fligvolnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always obey Fligvolnil's priests.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Fligvolnil on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.