Narlfebdag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident dog.

Narlfebdag created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfebdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlfebdag, it will turn you into a mole.

Narlfebdag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Narlfebdag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Narlfebdag on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.