Tiglig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive wyvern.

Tiglig created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiglig, she will turn you into a rat.

Tiglig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.