Cudbopdon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy gnu.

Cudbopdon created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbopdon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudbopdon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cudbopdon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudbopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Cudbopdon nine times a day.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cudbopdon on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudbopdon.