Larglinced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating aardvark.

Larglinced created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglinced, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Larglinced, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Larglinced's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larglinced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always stare at clouds.