Quartpaggon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic mongoose.

Quartpaggon created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartpaggon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quartpaggon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Quartpaggon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quartpaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the south.