Gamgudvidbap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-powerful gorilla.

Gamgudvidbap created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamgudvidbap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gamgudvidbap, she will manifest in front of you.

Gamgudvidbap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gamgudvidbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gamgudvidbap on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.