Cubhudnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering wombat.

Cubhudnarl created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhudnarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cubhudnarl, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cubhudnarl's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cubhudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Cubhudnarl loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.