Hogfubxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet rhinoceros.

Hogfubxuck created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hogfubxuck, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogfubxuck, it will think nothing of it.

Hogfubxuck's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hogfubxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Hogfubxuck.