Liknuttwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental swallow.

Liknuttwig created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknuttwig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liknuttwig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Liknuttwig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Liknuttwig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.