Bumjigcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking alligator.

Bumjigcar created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumjigcar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bumjigcar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumjigcar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bumjigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.