Monhaswad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty dolphin.

Monhaswad created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Monhaswad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monhaswad, it will laugh at you.

Monhaswad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Monhaswad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. You must love Monhaswad.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.