Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate unicorn.

Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Padjipdab Quillcutlimgonflybat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.