Cibwitvil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate otter.

Cibwitvil created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwitvil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cibwitvil, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cibwitvil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cibwitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Cibwitvil.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.