Bomtaltarphas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring eagle.

Bomtaltarphas created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtaltarphas, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomtaltarphas, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bomtaltarphas' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bomtaltarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Bomtaltarphas loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never talk about comets.