Ranliktit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest unicorn.

Ranliktit created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranliktit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ranliktit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ranliktit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ranliktit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. You must never eat melons.