Himbitnell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome swallow.

Himbitnell created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himbitnell, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himbitnell, he will boil you in a big pot.

Himbitnell's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Himbitnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the west.