Kontagfun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing hyena.

Kontagfun created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Kontagfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kontagfun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kontagfun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kontagfun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Kontagfun must be the most important thing in your life.