Pagbabpin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish mole.

Pagbabpin created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbabpin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagbabpin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pagbabpin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pagbabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagbabpin.