Rulflishim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy duck.

Rulflishim created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulflishim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulflishim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rulflishim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rulflishim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.