Doblenomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome fly.

Doblenomin created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Doblenomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Doblenomin, he will torture you forever.

Doblenomin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Doblenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.