Sidbosstun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent wren.

Sidbosstun created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbosstun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidbosstun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sidbosstun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sidbosstun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.