Narlhitfat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident coyote.

Narlhitfat created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlhitfat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narlhitfat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Narlhitfat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Narlhitfat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narlhitfat seven times a day.

2. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing violet dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.