Cepgumbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating lizard.

Cepgumbep created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgumbep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cepgumbep, she will laugh at you.

Cepgumbep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cepgumbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Run away if five frogs approach from the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.