Kon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful alligator.

Kon created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kon.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.