Zambogbun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive centaur.

Zambogbun created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zambogbun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zambogbun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zambogbun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zambogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zambogbun's name in vain.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.