Farnpaknab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong shark.

Farnpaknab created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnpaknab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnpaknab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Farnpaknab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Farnpaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.