Sogrigdod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive human.

Sogrigdod created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogrigdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogrigdod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sogrigdod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sogrigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sogrigdod on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your legs indigo.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Sogrigdod loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.